Where there's a Will, it's legal

So part of the awesomeness deploying is getting to visit the legal office on base.  That was sarcasm.

The legal office on base is not a bad place.  Unless you happen to be on the wrong side of the law, which I am not.  The staff were very friendly and extraordinarily helpful, but the reasons you are there are just bad.  Bad, horrible reasons.

What reason, you ask, could be so horrible.  Writing a will, that's what!